Sorry, but as if mums have the time and energy to put the little wee bastards out once their own little wee bast.. I mean angels are asleep? I’m talking about Elf on a Friggin Shelf. Yes, and I’m allowed to say mums because let’s be frank, its 99% of the time mums that do it. Are we our own worst enemy?! Every night I climb into bed exhausted from a day of kids only to remember I need to be creative one last time before I can re-join my pillow. And why? Can someone please enlighten me as to what these annoying little elves are supposed to represent? I always thought they were there to watch naughty children and report back to Santa on their behaviour, not to be annoying little twats encouraging bad behaviour! I’ve got enough of that going on! So, I think of something ok-ish for the elves to do, you know ha ha sit on the tree, peek out from a drawer, and next day on fakebook, sorry facebook I see these extravagant and creative elves making mine look like they should literally go back to the proverbial drawing board… Can we mums just not all team up and say no more to these nasty little cretins?! Please!!!