No! I’m not!
I’m angry to the point of steam billowing out of my ears.
You have been a raving pillock for a week and that one question is actually guaranteed to make me stick a fork in your eye.
It’s a mans get out clause. ‘Oh dear she’s upset with something I’ve done, but I’ve not done anything really, it must be hormones. I know, I’ll ask her that when she is in a fit of rage, that’ll make her feel better and like I understand’