Dear Husband,I put a hook by the back door, from which you enter from the garage, about 9 months ago now. No, its not there for decoration, it has a purpose. I was prepared to give you a grace period of 3 months to learn how to use this novel concept instead of chucking them down somewhere and asking me each morning ‘Have you seen my keys?’.
9 months on I’m getting just a little bored of this scenario. Therefore, on the side you will now see a pink jar, entitled shoe collection. For every day you don’t use the key I shall deposit a £5 note into this jar for my collection. You have been warned.
Your loving wife.