My vent is about people who pretend that they never got a text message and claim their phone wasn’t/ isn’t working. I have many examples of this, but mine are normally when my husband doesn’t make it home at night from a drinking session. The best one to date is when he landed back in and then went straight out drinking but didn’t turn his phone on so I couldn’t ‘nag’ him. However, miraculously when he arrived home at 4am and there was no means for him to get in the front door or any other door and I had locked up, his phone magically switched on, got signal and called repeatedly for me to let him in. Magic. David Blaine has got nothing on our front door signal clearly!