Just had a friend over for a take away dinner. Just a cheap and cheerful take away dinner. Nothing to flash. So why did it take her half an hour to order from the menu?? She read it like it was a book she couldn’t put down! I was gonna eat the damn thing. I can’t believe anyone could take that long and not speed up when she heard my stomach growling so loud it scared my dog. And, what did she order from this ‘vast’ menu, a cheese burger…..