I feel like women do not understand what Man-Flu truly feels like so I feel the need to enlighten.
Unlike any other strain of the flu virus, this one renders you near death. Unable to move, man must be fed and watered regularly and given full use of the tv remote, no questions asked.
Please keep all noise to a minimum and juggle the kids quietly. Do not, I repeat, do not, attempt to rush the recuperation period. Gentle caresses are good, tutting is not.
Oh and in some cases sex actually can help…. 😉